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22 hours ago
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autobotnightstrider:

narcissistic-sociopath:

That’s terrible. Sounds effective but terrible in every sense. *scowlhuff, Jazz won’t be pleased his snuggle buddy was taken*

Your frame is still beautiful. We all have a few scars and too much armor. Doesn’t mean your frame shape and style changed so much to change that. *huffs* I’m a slagging artist. I say you look pretty good for being an old fart.

But yes. At least it’s rubber. It doesn’t hurt as much but it’s more startling than painful anyways.

NO. FRAGGING NO.

*Jazzy has another snuggle buddy too. he can temporarily share one~* A lot of the training as back then. How else can i play with electricity and feel nothing? *Gonna snuggle your grumpy butt*

*squint* Mech, I’m not pretty. Are your optics malfunctioning? *pokes his cheek* They seem to be okay. Artist or not, the only thing you should find pretty, or mildly interesting, is the patterns my scars make. I’m not pretty. You’ve never seen me with no armor boy. My old aft is so scarred it looks like a practice dummy.

>D YES SO MUCH YES.

*but he NEEDS the sexy black aft of his mate* *whiiine* I hated the pits. But it let me survive with Sides… *poutscowl*

I said you’re pretty, not drop-dead gorgeous. There is a unique beauty to war-scarred mecha. *snorts* I know what I see so shut up, take the compliment, and let me go. *he’s gonna start biting digits* *maybe*

NONONONONO. the last time hurt too much… i cant

Anonymous
Okay, so... you are bonded to Jazz. Have you ever cheated on him? And with who?

No and no. Before we bonded I did some stupid slag while missing my twin by indulging in one of my twin’s alternates but that was a long time ago and I still regret it.

1 day ago
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autobotnightstrider:

narcissistic-sociopath:

Ah. We had rabid ones running around on the streets that would attack anything alive. Probably why Sides and I prefer cats and the fact that Blitz looks organic. *Mister Marshmallow the Valiant Steed of Sparklings more like it* *huffyhuffhuffhuff*

Ouch. I see your point. Still, she’s a good medic though she can sometimes get irritated enough to hit mecha with rubber mallets. Only seen it happen once. What is it with medics and harming their patients anyways?

NO. NO NO NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT.

Ich. Yeah, i think they caught some like those and tosses us in a pack of them. They tore off my arm once. That had been a miserable month. *Purrpurrsnugglesnuggle she’s going to steal you for the day now*

Exactly. Its not pretty. But nothing on my frame is pretty. Well… I used to have a nice aft. I cant see it now because my armor’s too bulky, but i used to have a good one. As for medics… Well, at least its rubber, yeah? Ratchet hits with a real metal wrench. ;~;

YES. YES THIS SHOULD HAPPEN. I SHALL SEE WHAT GRAY FACE I CAN HARASS FOR YOU.

That’s terrible. Sounds effective but terrible in every sense. *scowlhuff, Jazz won’t be pleased his snuggle buddy was taken*

Your frame is still beautiful. We all have a few scars and too much armor. Doesn’t mean your frame shape and style changed so much to change that. *huffs* I’m a slagging artist. I say you look pretty good for being an old fart.

But yes. At least it’s rubber. It doesn’t hurt as much but it’s more startling than painful anyways.

NO. FRAGGING NO.

1 day ago
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consultingcorsair:

poppy-popsicles:

I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…

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everytime i hear this my lungs hurt from laughing


I just fOUND HTE BEST GIF OMFG

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I HAVE LOOKED FOR THIS LONGER THAN I HAVE BEEN ALIVE

1 day ago
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sharpshooterbluestreak
Theres a sparkling on your helm. Dont ask why, shes just there. "Unca sunny? You kay? No sees long times." Ok. Maybe she missed you. Quite a bit. Good luck getting her off your helm if you dont want your helm finals tugged on.

sharpshooterbluestreak:

narcissistic-sociopath:

narcissistic-sociopath:

Sunstreaker blinked awake, having dozed off at his desk at the base. “Huh? Oh, hey kiddo. I’m fine, just busy. How are you doing?” he asked softly, shifting to try and pull her into his arms and cuddle the little cutie. Come here, Shy, let him cuddle you and look you over. He can’t do that when you’re on his head. “Does Blue know you’re here?”

It likely was trine coding, but he’d have no idea about that. “My brother, and spark-twin, is Sideswipe. I love him, but like any other sibling he tends to annoy me half the time by being a little obnoxious brat. It’s… difficult to explain,” he tried to explain, shrugging faintly. How did one explain that you loved the obnoxious twit that loved to annoy you and at the same time be your brother that you could never hate? Sunstreaker sighed and gave up, terrible at explaining the concept in simple terms. “Siblings can grate on your nerves sometimes. It’s just a way of life. So besides that, how have you been? You’ve grown, I see.”

Shylight perked, her wings flaring in interest. “Like papas! Papas share spa’ks!”she trilled and shifted to get more comfortable, snuggling into Sunny with a cute chirp. She was being adorable on purpose. More wing pets please and thank you! Wings pets always felt good. She giggled, patting Sunnys chassis with a smile. “Is kay. It like daddy and Unca Thrusd! Daddy love Unca, but push when Unca being silly.” She nodded seriously, leaning her helm against Sunnys chassis to listen to his spark. She doubted she would ever grow out of that. “I is kay. Get more big soon. Daddy teach lots ‘bout fly. He and Uncas make fun, but no take me high. I no like go high. I to smalls. No want fall.”

Sunstreaker smiled faintly. “Yeah. Like your papas.” Letting her snuggle up, he curled a little around her protectively. She had lost and endured so much, it was hard not to around the little cute femme. Stroking her back and wings, giving into the cute and demanding requests for more. Yep, the fiercest frontliner of the Autobot Army had a nasty soft spot for sparklings. “Bit like that. We might fight a bit but we’re still brothers and we still love each other.” He’d probably never deny her the chance to listen to his spark, even if it had an odd off-tempo pulse. No one ever grew out of that little habit, he was quickly finding out. “Good. He was asking people about getting you upgrades. And you, little bit, will never fall far. Your Uncles and Daddy will catch you if you do. Everyone has to fall down sometimes. It’s how you learn to get back up again and grow stronger for it. Be brave, but don’t be foolish, alright? I don’t want to hear about you doing stupid things and getting hurt because of it. Bravery means being strong while being scared. Stupidity is the same thing minus common sense.” Oh look, he’s being all wise and smart. No, it’s not because he’d watched those stupid wizard boy movies in that ridiculous castle and actually remembered things from it. Nope.

1 day ago
41 notes

autobotnightstrider:

narcissistic-sociopath:

… Turbohounds? So you don’t like Blitz? *fine, you may pet him* *huff*

You have a whole spark, still. I know a medic if you need to talk with one. She’s pretty good and doesn’t throw things like Ratchet… most of the time anyways.

DEAR PRIMUS NO.

Blitz doesn’t look like a hound. Well, not like one from the pits. I got mauled by them a lot as a bitlet. Very effective training for fighting though. *She’s going to give him a purr now~*

A whole spark that’s scarred to the pits. You ever seen my back without the armor? Imagine that in spark energy. The snuffing of an old spark is unavoidable. What exactly is she going to do?

Dear primus YES. IT WOULD BE ADORABLE. EVEN IF BOTS WOULD DIE.

Ah. We had rabid ones running around on the streets that would attack anything alive. Probably why Sides and I prefer cats and the fact that Blitz looks organic. *Mister Marshmallow the Valiant Steed of Sparklings more like it* *huffyhuffhuffhuff*

Ouch. I see your point. Still, she’s a good medic though she can sometimes get irritated enough to hit mecha with rubber mallets. Only seen it happen once. What is it with medics and harming their patients anyways?

NO. NO NO NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT.

3 days ago
156 notes

thetransformers:

Transformers: Rise Of The Dark Spark

Explore two unique worlds as your favorite Transformers characters from both the movie, Transformers: Age of Extinction, and Cybertron universes in a battle to secure an ancient and powerful relic, the Dark Spark

4 days ago
41 notes

autobotnightstrider:

narcissistic-sociopath:

*Oh look, he’s going to try and gently bite that servo petting his helm* Because you think almost everything is adorable. *scowl-glare*

No, but your spark can survive carrying. I can’t. My spark cannot physically sustain another life or give life without anon help and, honestly, I don’t want their help.

If anything Sideswipe’s the one that should carry next.

*She’s going to give him the most hearbroken whine everrrr when he nips her fingers* Lies. I’m petrified of turbohounds. Those aren’t adorable.

Mine might survive carrying, but i am older then you. I can only last so long alone before i go out again, and this time there wont be a medic to bring me back.

Both of you should carry. it would be adorable. >)

… Turbohounds? So you don’t like Blitz? *fine, you may pet him* *huff*

You have a whole spark, still. I know a medic if you need to talk with one. She’s pretty good and doesn’t throw things like Ratchet… most of the time anyways.

DEAR PRIMUS NO.

4 days ago
41 notes

autobotnightstrider:

narcissistic-sociopath:

Hmpf. *all the scowly pouting* *deal* No, I’m not adorable in any sense of the word.

Who knows indeed. But, if it’s simply me and Jazz or Sides and Jazz merging, there’s not much chance of an accidental sparking. We can’t spark on our own. *even darker scowl*

*pet the helm pet the helm* You’re adorable to me. YOur little scowly pout~ awww~

*Arch brows* And you think I’m asexual? At least you have a mate and a brother, Sunny. If the three of you merge as one, you should be able to make a newspark.

*Oh look, he’s going to try and gently bite that servo petting his helm* Because you think almost everything is adorable. *scowl-glare*

No, but your spark can survive carrying. I can’t. My spark cannot physically sustain another life or give life without anon help and, honestly, I don’t want their help.

If anything Sideswipe’s the one that should carry next.

4 days ago
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sharpshooterbluestreak
Theres a sparkling on your helm. Dont ask why, shes just there. "Unca sunny? You kay? No sees long times." Ok. Maybe she missed you. Quite a bit. Good luck getting her off your helm if you dont want your helm finals tugged on.

sharpshooterbluestreak:

narcissistic-sociopath:

narcissistic-sociopath:

Sunstreaker blinked awake, having dozed off at his desk at the base. “Huh? Oh, hey kiddo. I’m fine, just busy. How are you doing?” he asked softly, shifting to try and pull her into his arms and cuddle the little cutie. Come here, Shy, let him cuddle you and look you over. He can’t do that when you’re on his head. “Does Blue know you’re here?”

Sunstreaker sighed and nodded faintly, gently rubbing her back. “I’m sorry… I can’t give you more siblings but you can always play with Eclipse, Solstice, Nightflare, and Ravage, if you want.” Falling silent, he continued to gently stroke her thin armor, trying to comfort her as much as he could. “Siblings aren’t that great anyways. I have a brother and he’s the most obnoxious little brat ever,” he commented, chuckling softly. “But always remember, while you might not have siblings you’re hardly alone. If you ever want, my house is open to you.” He wouldn’t ever mind having her over for a sleepover of some kind. Eclipse would be ecstatic at having a playmate.

Shylight vented, pressing into Sunnys servo as it stroked her armor. She was glad that Sunny would welcome her and let her play with her cousins, but she still wanted siblings. And nothing Sunny said was going to take away that desire. Maybe it was the trine coding kicking in, but she felt a spark deep need to be with sparklings like her. “Kay, Unca Sunny. Who yous brudder? No knows you has a brudder. Why you no likes?”

It likely was trine coding, but he’d have no idea about that. “My brother, and spark-twin, is Sideswipe. I love him, but like any other sibling he tends to annoy me half the time by being a little obnoxious brat. It’s… difficult to explain,” he tried to explain, shrugging faintly. How did one explain that you loved the obnoxious twit that loved to annoy you and at the same time be your brother that you could never hate? Sunstreaker sighed and gave up, terrible at explaining the concept in simple terms. “Siblings can grate on your nerves sometimes. It’s just a way of life. So besides that, how have you been? You’ve grown, I see.”

4 days ago
6 notes
tone-chan
can i get outta the shame cube, now? ;~;

Are you going to frag up my paint job again? *yes he’s letting you out now*

5 days ago
41 notes

autobotnightstrider:

narcissistic-sociopath:

*All the scoffing and grumbling* No I’m not. I’m mechly as frag.

Perhaps you two will. But I’m not sure if we will just yet or wait for the little ones to grow up a bit. It’s not set in stone.

*All the amused cuddles and snuggles* *Don’t be so sour, you’re getting cuddles~* Fine, you’re adorably mechly as frag.

Most things never are~ I didn’t expect sparklings again, but i got them. Who knows?

Hmpf. *all the scowly pouting* *deal* No, I’m not adorable in any sense of the word.

Who knows indeed. But, if it’s simply me and Jazz or Sides and Jazz merging, there’s not much chance of an accidental sparking. We can’t spark on our own. *even darker scowl*

5 days ago
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sharpshooterbluestreak
Theres a sparkling on your helm. Dont ask why, shes just there. "Unca sunny? You kay? No sees long times." Ok. Maybe she missed you. Quite a bit. Good luck getting her off your helm if you dont want your helm finals tugged on.

sharpshooterbluestreak:

narcissistic-sociopath:

narcissistic-sociopath:

Sunstreaker blinked awake, having dozed off at his desk at the base. “Huh? Oh, hey kiddo. I’m fine, just busy. How are you doing?” he asked softly, shifting to try and pull her into his arms and cuddle the little cutie. Come here, Shy, let him cuddle you and look you over. He can’t do that when you’re on his head. “Does Blue know you’re here?”

Sunstreaker smiled and nuzzled her happily. “Yeah. They’re alright. Eclipse is hanging out in Jazz’s office for the day. Your new cousins are a sparkling version of Ravage, a panther-shaped symbiont, and Nightflare.” He saw that sadness and paused, frowning faintly. Why was she so sad? Kissing her helm softly, he held her close to his chassis. “Spark… drain?” He’d have to contact Blue later and ask about that. “I see… Are you ok, Shylight? Your daddy is going to be fine, if you’re worried about that.”

She chirred softly, nodding at the information. So she had a kitty cousin and a sparkling cousin. She would have to find them eventually. She chirped an affirmative, tapping her chassis. At least she wasn’t hitting herself anymore, though there were times when she went back to doing that. “Daddy spa’k no good. Daddy t’ink he hide it, but I knows. He no sames as ‘fore.” She leaned against Sunny, sighing softly. Her wings dropped, optics dim as she absently traced Sunny’s plating. “I’s lone…. has daddy’s, uncas and cuzzys, but I lone… no want more cuzzys. Want more fam’y….”

Sunstreaker sighed and nodded faintly, gently rubbing her back. “I’m sorry… I can’t give you more siblings but you can always play with Eclipse, Solstice, Nightflare, and Ravage, if you want.” Falling silent, he continued to gently stroke her thin armor, trying to comfort her as much as he could. “Siblings aren’t that great anyways. I have a brother and he’s the most obnoxious little brat ever,” he commented, chuckling softly. “But always remember, while you might not have siblings you’re hardly alone. If you ever want, my house is open to you.” He wouldn’t ever mind having her over for a sleepover of some kind. Eclipse would be ecstatic at having a playmate.

5 days ago
7 notes
narcissistic-sociopath
*SQUINTS AT LE PET* Have you ever torn up anything you weren't supposed to? *i felt we needed some silly-ness*

acid-laced-wings:

narcissistic-sociopath:

acid-laced-wings:

"…Define ‘anything’ and ‘weren’t supposed to’… Because the result would depend on your opinion and standpoint. Otherwise: No."

He stared for a moment before settling next to him, gently scritching Acid’s helm. “Good pet.”

He perked briefly, wiggling his wings and letting out a soft trill. Yes, yes he is a good pet.

Chuckling, he scritched his helm a little longer before working on massaging and petting his wings. “Mm, I should get you a treat for being good. Good pets should get rewards after all~”

5 days ago
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sharpshooterbluestreak
Theres a sparkling on your helm. Dont ask why, shes just there. "Unca sunny? You kay? No sees long times." Ok. Maybe she missed you. Quite a bit. Good luck getting her off your helm if you dont want your helm finals tugged on.

sharpshooterbluestreak:

narcissistic-sociopath:

narcissistic-sociopath:

Sunstreaker blinked awake, having dozed off at his desk at the base. “Huh? Oh, hey kiddo. I’m fine, just busy. How are you doing?” he asked softly, shifting to try and pull her into his arms and cuddle the little cutie. Come here, Shy, let him cuddle you and look you over. He can’t do that when you’re on his head. “Does Blue know you’re here?”

Good. Because he’s going to cuddle you and gently check you over. Maybe tickle your sides a little. “I’ve been busy. My little twins have started crawling and climbing on everything, plus we have two others around that we adopted. It’s a full-time job making sure everyone’s safe,” he explained, holding her a little closer as she passed inspection. “Ramjet did something for Blue?” Huh. Wonder what that was. “He’s probably been missing your daddies. It hurts to lose one bonded, even more to lose two.” He’d seen mecha die from depression and loss when a bonded died on the battlefield. Some just… couldn’t go on and those that could often regretted it. “How’s he been acting weird?”

Shylight giggled and squirmed in Sunny’s grip, grinning and pressing a kiss to Sunny’s cheek. She did love her Uncles. Her daddies were fun, but sometimes there are things you can only do with your uncles. “Cuzzys kay? No hurts? Miss cuzzys lots. Who new cuzzys?” Her helm tilted, though she couldn’t quite hide her sadness. All the other families were growing, but she was all alone. She wasn’t going to have any siblings like she desperately wanted. She shrugged at the question, making a slight face. “He act scare. Rub spa’k lots and look like he in pain. Hear him says he need Star. Somet’ing ‘bouts spa’k dwain. I no knows.”

Sunstreaker smiled and nuzzled her happily. “Yeah. They’re alright. Eclipse is hanging out in Jazz’s office for the day. Your new cousins are a sparkling version of Ravage, a panther-shaped symbiont, and Nightflare.” He saw that sadness and paused, frowning faintly. Why was she so sad? Kissing her helm softly, he held her close to his chassis. “Spark… drain?” He’d have to contact Blue later and ask about that. “I see… Are you ok, Shylight? Your daddy is going to be fine, if you’re worried about that.”